Monday, July 16, 2012

Obscure Street Light Postings




I am often amazed at the random combinations of paper posted on objects in this city. More often in this city, I see various home made advertisements that represent some of the truest members of Los Angeles. The public has no fear.

In this photo, I am interested in the correlation between bikinis and the handicapped.

Special Thanks: Jason Kidd's DWI, Joe Paterno's statue, kids who know about Shepard Fairey, Pabst Blue Ribbon brewed since 1844.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Really? #2 - De La Soul, Ego Trippin

 
I never thought I would see the day these fools would embarrass themselves amongst
the backpacking heads of hip hop. We as a community of backpackers need to ask one question:
Really?
What happened to y'all?
I don't know if it's the money, the mini light saber, the black 2012 phantom of the opera or the candy raver outfit, but this album has to suck.
What do you know, I listened to it and, yup, another hip hop group I looked up to has fallen off.
 I will still wear my "stakes is high" shirt with pride though.

Special thanks to: The miami heat are done... yeah... I'm calling it.

Rest In Peace - MCA from the Beastie Boys Painting

RIP - MCA 
Painting byGlen E. Friedman
Glen Friedman is one of the forefathers of hip hop art. He was down with the Beastie Boys way back in 1984 when they were the random white rap group that showed up in that scene from krush groove the movie. Glen Friedman was big in the early hip hop scene of New York and still shows hip hip influenced art around the world. 
I caught this billboard on Venice Blvd the other day.
I wish Los Angeles had more came appearances by artists painting billboards than
those boring advertisements for Jim Rome is now on CBS.
Thanks for keeping it real. 



Monday, May 14, 2012

Goldie - New FREE track


Click below to download a new FREE Goldie track. Guaranteed to take you back to '93.

Photos courtesy of Upperhands.

 Goldie @ Nocturnal Music Festival 2009

Goldie jumping in front of the crowd while the music is still playing 
@ Nocturnal Music Festival 2009

Special Thanks to: dark internet, misspelled sb420 compliance stickers, Simoneau's uncanny ability to find new amazing music, 5 acres in brentwood, pennygiles, fizzy beats record label, getting 2 more rounds closer to Kobe bryant versus lebron in the finals.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Beuller.


Special thanks to: Josh Hamilton's 4 HR's in one game, Lehman Brother's skilled ability to suck the life out of the world, Stan Van Gundy's last game as the Orlando Magic head coach, Amare Stoudemire and his fire extinguisher, Metalheadz, Beastie Boys' MCA - RIP, Check Your Head, free haircuts and chicken parmigiano.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Really?! What Happens When All Your Favorite Sports Teams Suck At The Exact Same Time

A Playoffs Edition Sports Rant By Duke DuRock:

If you're an avid sports aficionado like we are around here, you'll agree that there's nothing worse than when your favorite team sucks, except when when every single one of your favorites from each different type of major sport all suck simultaneously. That's exactly what's happened to me with the case of my Dallas Mavericks, the defending NBA Champions who are getting the hurt put on them by a much hungrier (not to mention considerably younger, deeper, better, you name it) Oklahoma City Thunder squad in the FIRST-ROUND of the playoffs!? Brutal. The only silver-lining of a swift exit is that it allows plenty of time for management to start the rebuilding process because this current squad isn't going to get any better. #NoOneIsSafeSansDirk

At the same time, my favorite baseball team, the San Francisco Giants have stumbled out of the gate and are still comprised of a completely non-threatening lineup that continues to waste the immense talents of the All-Star itching staff, plus there's been plenty of bad luck once again (losing All-Star closer Brian Wilson for the season and fellow All-Star 3B Pablo Sandoval for up to 6 weeks). This has been frustration at its finest. I still believe they can turn it around....but it's hard to recall rougher starts to a season than these past two years have been for the G-Men. #GroundHogDay

My saving grace is that when it comes to the NFL, I finally have hope...in the form of my childhood favorite San Francisco 49ers. After a decade of irrelevance, they are officially back. So I must remember that even during this bleak time from my favorite teams, I must remember that there is hope. For in Coach Harbaugh we now trust. #Super BowlBoundin2012





Special Thanks To: Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook & OKC for the beatdown, the Miami Marlins for taking out a key player on my fav team AGAIN, Assembling The Avengers, Cinco De Migs, DJ Cam, Mad Blunted Jazz, LTJ Bukem, Points in Time Vol. 6





Sunday, April 29, 2012

Really? #1

Really #1:
This is the inaugural "Really? Series"
Join me as I comment on the things that I just can't believe are true. 
But unfortunately are.

I always wonder what it will be like to be a parent. Soccer practice, mini vans, the birds and the bees talk and just by chance, bullies.
Personally, I do not want this dude showing up to my house with a fake light saber and 
a star of david around his neck bigger than Evan Shafran's, trying to 
tell my son or daughter how to defend themselves. 
 Thank you LAWEEKLY for making this a standard advertisement in your shitty free newspaper.


 
Special Thanks to: Jeremy Lin, Dwight Howard and Derek Rose out for the NBA playoffs this year... we will miss you.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Burka


Burka getting up in West LA.
Looking forward to seeing these painted faces more often in this city.
Keep up the good work.


Special Thanks to: Every single annoying mock NFL draft I've been hearing, smelly feet, stuffed eggplants, scarface og, Emily's beautiful face, Mike D's curated show at MOCA Geffen Downtown, the Beastie Boys, Peanut Buter Wolf labelling himself a "vj" the other night (playing music videos through turntables - F***ing revolutionary), dwight howard is a total beeyotch, ron artest is still violent, Company Flow - Funcrusher Plus, pete rock and c.l. smooth - the main ingredient, LTJ Bukem - Progression Sessions, Duke Du Rock always coming thru with new music for me (thanks man), the los angeles kings beating Ryan's Vancouver Canucks, bobby valentine's stupid face, and almost jinxing the new york rangers into elimination by wearing my Mark messier jersey saturday night... you better not lose game 7 in msg or you will be more embarrassing than the new york islanders.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Tupac ... Osama ... Tupac ... Osama ...


In honor of the back to back weekends of "Holographic Tupac" performance at Coachella,
I present MC EVeryman in:
Hip Hop Visionary? or Devout Terrorist?

Tupac 


Osama



Love Me @ The Post Office.


This particular post office represents all that is annoying about the American public.
For all the situations each worker behind that bullet proofed glass must endure,
they should be given a medal. Customers of this government hell hole are 
easy to find, huffing and puffing around the noon rush hour and yet they
still somehow keep going completely 
unprepared as they step up to the window.
So if you're ever over at the P.O. on Beverly and the Grove Road,
take a look around and see some of your friends have dropped you a little note.


No Post Office, I don't.